Why RIPCURL HAS TO bring me back to Australia

Since you all know I would love to go back to Australia - and actually I think RIPCURL simply has to manage this for me. Why? Have a look at this:

In 2007 I bought a pretty cool RIPCURL backpack at Bondi Beach.

Unfortunately the backpack now looks this way:

Since this all happened WITHOUT being surfing all the time (well in Germany and Austria is not that much space for surfing...actually there isn't that much of a beach either...) I think that RIPCURL simply has to get me back to Australia in order to get a new awesome backpack and to prove that it's the coolest of all brands! Don't you think?!